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Talking about the perfect Christmas gift! Spread the word that your guy isn't getting any from anyone but you. Show off his body with this eye-catching hoodie, and no one will try to touch him. This funny quote is a great way to show off your "goods" without them being seen.


Collect them in all colors

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

This Dick Is Taken Unisex Hoodie

$55.00 Regular Price
$46.75Sale Price
  • Hang dry for the best care. 

    If you don't put Gucchi in the dryer don't put Millennial Amor

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